Biography

Elvis Morlet was born in Paris, Texas. His mother is a French small matches seller and his father a truck driver in Wyoming. He learned to play the harpsichord at the age of 5, then the drum, the trumpet, triangle and finally the guitar on his 35th birthday. Elvis Morlet nourishes a veritable passion for poodles and erotique statues of John Wayne: he currently has one (a gift from his deceased gran-mother, dramatically raped by a fake Goofy at a birthday party). His debut album "grazing Me," has sold 8 copies. His second, "when it rains I catch the flu" would exceed the threshold of 400. You can imagine the level of success that we can predict for his third album, "your vagina reminds me of Victor Hugo," which is an ode love, poetry and hair.